Monday, June 18, 2007

Past Boyfriends

Over the last five years I've dated several young men, all falling within the category of "fixer-upper".

Over time, I've been able to look over these relationships and pulled out whatever lessons I could possible learn from them. Most have yielded the same lesson:

STOP DATING FIXER-UPPER TOWNIES AND FIND A MAN WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE WHO HAS SOME AMBITION!!!!

I've berated myself for my poor decision making, but I've just discovered the loop-hole in dating my type:

You won't feel bad about dating a loser if he was REALLY REALLY HOTT!!

Just saw a pic online of a former ex (circa 2003) and I by no means felt bad for having dated his undereducated immature ass because I was overwhelmed with the feeling of "YAR YOU DID!!!"

So ladies, if you are going to date my kind of man, make sure he's fucking hott.

2 comments:

Kate said...

This really made me laugh. I guess my ambitious-less guy should have been a wee bit hotter, eh?

So I started one of these obviously...

I haven't really written yet, but once I listen to a little more music I'm pretty sure the words will come flowing out.

<3 you.

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