Hold the phone

Ok, in my last dramatic post (a few minutes ago) I did forget to pay homage to last night's activities!!!

1. Lysa and I actually HUNG OUT WITH COURT CLAYTON!! We drove him IN HER CAR to a party at some East Orleans locations (doubly cool!!)!!!! We officially rock. However, apparently I will never live down the Summer of 1998. That part is bad.
2. Whoever sent out the notice around town that Caitlin Rogers is interested in all loser townie druggies and that they should take it upon themselves to ask her out relentlessly in the most organic of white trash behavior should be shot. NO I don't want your number NO I don't wanna give you mine NO I don't wanna meet you nowhere NO I don't want none of your time. NO SCRUBS.
3. I made shitloads of money this weekend.
4. Lindsey and Jenny are back for the summer! Yay! However, whoever told me to tell them that I would def want to go out every night this summer should be shot! I am an old lady!
5. "I showed upon them" is not proper English, nor does it make any sense at all. Are you listening, Beagle??
6. WE SHOWED UPON COURT!!! GO LYSIE!!!

I may be bipolar. Perhaps I should bring this up in therapy in 8.5 hours.